In the next war they ought to give everyone a whistle. Abe Lemons. (1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach. Basketball Sports Referees. I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees. Jonathan Davies. Welsh rugby player. Sports Referees Rugby.
I know that as officials we are not supposed to carry on conversations with coaches, players, fans, etc. However, I think that most of us would agree that there are times when a good one-liner can sure break the tension either before or during a big game.
God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell. “I know for a fact we are gonna win,” said God. “We have all the best players up here: Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on.”. “I wouldn’t count on that, God,” said Satan. “You see, down here, we have all the referees.”.
Basketball Jokes [ more basketball humor] Basketball One-Liners Q. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Roll over for answer. Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it. Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Roll over for answer. Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls. Q.
Bill Raftery delivered one of the most memorable one-liners in college basketball history when he was overcome with emotion after a dunk thrown down by Jerome Lane on Jan. 25, 1988.
Q: Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner. Q: What do you call 143 white guys chasing after one black guy? A: PGA Tour Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? A: Because education pays off in the long run! Q: How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
What we need to do is sink the baskets into the floor at each end of the court and recruit midgets. Abe Lemons. (1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach. Basketball Sports. You can say something to popes, kings and presidents, but you can't talk to officials.
One-Liners. Offensively, James Harden is outstanding. Defensively, he’s just out standing. The reason Madison, Wisconsin doesn’t have a professional basketball team is that pretty soon Milwaukee will want one, too. My brother thinks he’s good at basketball. He says, “I’ve been Duncan my whole life!”
Sport one liners. I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out. 84.46 % / 215 votes. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. 82.80 % / 5069 votes. Just burned 2,000 calories.